lists have recently taken hold. I mean not only ride the wave, but give a real scientific contribution to mankind. Here is my list, then.
MAN COACHES
Pass, we climbed up and think, well, now that I know that passes through here at this time every day are in place.
Fatal Error.
After taking it for months, the bus, your bus, do not spend more. From day to day, without notice. will have deleted the line? , you wonder in astonishment.
No, usually just change the bus route.
Unfortunately it was not deleted, in fact, is around to charge someone else, somewhere else.
That 's where you realize that you have to buy the machine and different organizations.
Not before him wash the tires, though. All.
SWALLOW MAN
The migratory bird in question (rhetorical question of figure-anatomic) in part recalls the man buses, with some important variation on this theme. First, it is a man of the season.
No, not what you pay at Black put in place the garden two times per year or the waiter at the tourist village where you were last year.
It 's a man intermittently, like light bulbs on the Christmas tree: a couple of months are the center of his life and then ... puff! Disappear from circulation and from the ether, not even the FARC had kidnapped. Do you yearn for anxiety then it reappear some time later on the sly, as if nothing had happened. Another two, three happy months and then touches you draw Sciarelli. There are no other women will tell you the staff of Chi l'ha visto? is closed in itself to think. On what? Perhaps what is up bitch, while you put your life on standby waiting for the decisive signal.
If you can not get stuck in his incomprehensible coming and going, light a beautiful candle to your patron saint: it is a miracle.
MEN WHITE BEAR
The great observatories of the National Geographic who discovered the species have given him a second name: Men's sofa.
Suffering from a severe case of lethargy and an equally pronounced sociopathy, prefer the blissful solitude of his home in any other activity. Especially if it concerns you. Especially if it concerns you out of bed. When he snapped after yet another garbage can, makes the victim I'm tired, you do not understand me .
The only verdict is vengeance, forcing him to run. To the bathroom. After having filled the Peroni Guttalax.
MEN AND WOMEN
'always late. Often has headaches. Puts too much perfume. He spends hours on the phone. E 'lunatic. Watch A Place in the sun instead of Controcampo . Do not know how to drive. His voice is always three octaves too. Shave everywhere. It takes more than 30 minutes to shower and dress. Use as a keychain plush fuchsia. He has a cat named Bella, as the star of Twilight.
it enough or should I continue?
MEN AND A DIET
'man who can not choose, always on a diet as a model before a giant buffet. Unable to decide, it always ends nell'ovvietà a plate of salad. He does not understand, however, reassuring that the paint leaves a smile on your face hungry and there is as far removed from satiety. And happiness.
MAN KOALA
Gne Gne male version of the woman is the mother of the cuddly, the softie no sex appeal, all soft and pucci Cippa Lippa.
hug and soft, sometimes disgusting.
Sposatevelo well, but remember, boredom is an ugly beast ...
PEACOCK MAN
son of parents who have idolized Nor was the king of the universe, Man Pavone ends inexorably to believe his mother ignoring the rest of the world.
pleasing appearance helps him to ensnare poor women who, at worst, you're going to be his mother, from wives, from carers. Everything revolves around them, you only run the ball.
MEN AND FERRARI
'one who moves so quickly that you wonder: really exist?
you ask Roberto to make sure that Jacob was not a Chupacabras or Mothman. After extensive research and an interview with Zahi Hawass, Jacob confirmation existed in the times of ancient Egyptians. They called whores.
Bradip
AND MEN 'that late. Slow to understand, slow to leave. It 's like a Pokémon, and its changes may be deleterious.
Pacciani
AND MEN 'one of the worst. Sometimes it is the evolution of man AIS. That 's what you rummage in the garbage, which is hidden in the dark follow you every day. Its natural habitat is the penitentiary, the number 113. Liberation is like throwing up after a hangover, you're just better.
